Monday, April 23, 2007

Momofuku Ando: A Pastafarian's Tribute

Perhaps one of the first pastafarians to come out and help spread the word of his noodly appendage! Thank you Momofuko! You feed me a many of times the true truth!


Now for those of you who have yet to convert to the one and only true religion, well I only have to say:


If you haven't been touched by his noodly appendage then you better hurry and start HERE! Your redemption is only two neurons away!

NOW become a pirate and STOP GLOBAL WARMING!

LAX Police Repeatedly TASER Unarmed Senior Citizen



LAX Police Repeatedly TASER Unarmed Senior Citizen
This video shows Los Angeles Airport Police repeatedly TASERing an unarmed 78 year old senior citizen.

Officer Corrington can be seen holding William Lamb in place. Officer Rios approaches Mr. Lamb from the front and repeatedly fires a M-26 TASER gun while making direct contact with Mr. Lamb's chest and right leg. Although the TASER gun cannot be clearly seen in the video, it is described in police reports. TASERs are powerful electro-shock weapons that are designed to incapacitate by conducting 50,000 volts of electricity to an individual's body. It induces skeletal muscle spasms that immobilize and incapacitate the individual, causing the victim to fall to the ground. After Officer Rios exercises deadly force, Officers Corral and Corrington can be seen lowering Mr. Lamb to the floor.

The victim, William Lamb is a California State licensed Civil and Structural engineer who resides in Lancaster, California. Mr. Lamb, who was 78 years old at the time of this incident, entered the LAX Police station because his vehicle was impounded during an international trip. He becomes upset when officers refuse to release his vehicle, and threatens to sue the police. In the complete video one can see that although Mr. Lamb is visibly upset, he is not a threat to other citizens in the police station nor to the police officers. Citizens continue to conduct business at the police station counter.

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Aren't the Boys in Blue doing a great job! Protecting us from such dangerous people! They are making the world such a great place. Why would we even dare question their power, glory and righteousness. They never do wrong! We don't need a constitution! We need more of these kind of fine men who are willing to risk their lives protecting all of us from such monsters as shown in the video! These omnipotent crusaders of justice should be just given complete control of everything so we can all be safe from those who would do us harm! With LAW ENFORCEMENT OFFICERS like these why would we need criminals!


DISCLAIMER: To all the 'good' C.O.P.s out there, I want you to retain that moniker and live up to it's full meaning: Citizen On Patrol! I want you to do your job with dignity and respect. You are first and foremost human beings and need to know that. You are not automatons that are here solely to enforce laws, you are a citizens that are here to help the rest of us and that is why you were hired. As for your brethren who abuse their power and destroy the credibility and dignity of your job I plead with you to stop them! We cannot have justice if police officers are no different than criminals. We all know your job can be tough but that is no excuse. If you do not stop the the bad cops and uphold the blue wall of silence then you are just as guilty as they are! Not to mention sooner or later that wall will come tumbling down. So please help! Lives do not need to be destroyed because of your unwillingness to stop some bullies who have decided they are the law! The choice is up to you!